For the past three years I’ve been borrowing bones from my neighbors, a rib here, a femur there and I reckon I’m blessed to not live by inquisitive neighbors. They mind theirs and I mind theirs as well but mostly my own. And I carry their borrowed bones in the trunk of my fathers old van so they rattle when I come to a quick stop and on mornings with a frost I can hear them whistle as they thaw. I haven’t a use for them, I just like to know they’re there. So if I’ve ever borrowed a bone, don’t worry it’s in safe hands or arms or sheets or wherever i’ve hid them. I’ll return them one day, but if you don’t mind I’d like to borrow your bones for just a little bit longer.

Sincerely,
F.

I’m confident that roses appreciate the masses who pass them by without shoving a nose in their stomachs. I’m sure the tree’s don’t mind having so many people willing to name them. Tiny knives carving letters of two wrapped in lopsided hearts. And river rocks appreciate being thrown. They spend their lives trying to get from one spot to another. Not any spot in particular, just a spot and to be thrown helps that Iliad-esque journey. Wish-bones feel sad for the losing party and tend to grant both wishes. Horse-shoes were said to be lucky to make the horses feel less sad about losing their foot-wear. Snow bunnies prefer the term Winter Coat Rabbit and are notorious for not paying their acorn taxes. The rivers appreciate you holding your breath when you slip into their skirts and it’s okay to open your eyes under there. They have nothing to hide. You can wish upon stars but don’t be sad when they put no faith in you. Pine cones are in no way associated with hand grenades and would very much like to break that stereotype. Words of wisdom was a phrase coined by a well respected Moss General during the great Lichen crusades. Ashes don’t hold a grudge, a stream is content with being just that. a stream and Snails can hold their liquor.

I know all this because I asked.

When I was thirteen I stepped into the grocery store and cut my stomach open and let my guts pour out over the iceberg lettuce. Those who used similes and alliteration said I was looking to cause a scene and wanted to lash out against my mothers screams. But those who use such simple things know just about as much as my toe knows. And I hate to break it to the good Lord but he made my toes and forgot to add the smarts. My aunt kissed my neck and caught a glimpse of my newly found piercing. “your body is a temple! treat it as such!” I had never heard this carriage of mine called a temple and I refused to clutter it up with such silly things. Tubes, veins and the squishy stuff in between. Take it all back I haven’t a use for it. My body is a temple a place for holy congregations and I don’t know about you but i’ve never stepped into a holy temple that actually had anything worth mentioning in it. So on the third day of December I split my stomach open and did a little spring cleaning during the winter winds and now here I lay. In this hospital named after someone who would probably appreciate my temple. With tubes surrounding me and there’s a constant beep from the box to my left and I’m confident that my sexual orientation was considered when placing me in this room. Tubes. I rid myself of something and the ungodly institutions shove them right back in me. “Oh Mr. Bark these are the good tubes. feeding you the good things and making you all good.” Good. What a silly thing. So as I lay here in this cold box having my temple repainted from the inside out I considered my aunt, I considered the nails attached to my toes and I worried for a few more minutes. Just long enough to make love to my bandages and slip off into a silly kinda sleep.

Wildfire

"Your father was a damn fine man"…"Oh son, he was a good one"…"You take care son" I found it a bit annoying that at my fathers funeral I kept on being called son. What a load of shit. You hear tales of folks "coming out of the woodwork" when you win the lottery and I reckon to some souls a funeral is like winning the lottery. They awoke and thanked their good Lord for another day and found out that ole Angler down the street had passed away. "Well praise be the good Lord, it wasn’t me" They have images of the Lord scratching off that silly silver flake and just by chance ole Anglers name appeared before theirs. But the moment their boot laces get hung up on the gas pedal or the sandwich they chose didn’t come with mayo they curse that good Lord who just gambled with their little souls. So there’s father hiding in the box we picked out all those days ago and I’ve grown bitter and stale towards the soft hands swallowing my palms. I smell the beer on my uncles necks and I watch my sister pinch her leg in some sad attempt to cry. She hasn’t cried in years, dad knew and he wouldn’t mind her dry eyes but of course mother took offense to the lack of tear stains down her acne ridden cheeks. so there’s father sleeping in the box we picked out all those days ago and I’m gonna miss his hairless legs and the way he pointed at me when I farted at the table. "Son? do you need to go wipe" and if you’re the kind to say words of prayer, you mind saying one or two for me. I’d say thanks but my dad said thanks were used a little to often and man ought to really think about being thankful before spreading it out like wildfire.

wildfire. he said that’s what my mother tasted of. I kissed my mom while she slept once. I anticipated the world to set a blaze but all I felt was cracked lips and aim toothpaste. I reckon a father can only taste the flames on your mothers lips.

I love you.

You have these small moments in your life where you realize that you’re the type of person who could lose a toe and not lose sleep over it, the kind of guy who wears a smelly hat in the bathtub with a shotgun in arms reach. You start to recognize how you try and only wet the bottom half of your fingers, maybe you’re trying to prove something or maybe you’re just an asshole and like denying the top of your hand warm water. And then you just sit there. thinking “this is the moment when all kinds of memories should come running right at me” and nothing but the time you bit a girl in second grade for stealing your pencil comes to mind. Then you think maybe Felecia is sitting in pee water thinking about how some crazy boy bit her arm and you wonder how she’s doing but then remember you hate her for stealing your pencil and its just a vicious cycle. thats what they meant by the circle of life. pee water reflecting over pencil bandits. you pee a little and think I just peed on myself. And at nights you’ve become this person who can’t sleep if theres a fly pissing around your room and on other nights you want the symphony in your closet practicing and every written word you own covering you in hopes to get paper cuts and let those silly authors sink into you so you can walk around spouting off quotes. But who wants to be a quoter. who wants to have the conversation skills of a four shot burst. “oh you will notice all these moments where you discover that you are no longer a child but an adult!” eating the heels in a bag of bread, that was my big moment and for some reason there’s always some mysterious screw just laying in my floor. I believe it was Thomas Jefferson that once said: “hey, how are you” my toes are bruised and i hate being in this pee water alone. minimalist million dollar homes all can lick my (whats that fancy word that starts with an “A” for nipple?) these are just some things that didn’t deserve to be written down but would have probably gave me a pimples had they not been said.